The Remarkable Babel Fish –
Learn How To Speak Over A Thousand Languages
Middlesex University, located in South-East England, is one of the most pre-eminent centers of language learning in the world that offers a number of outstanding programs and opportunities for students looking to learn a language, but perhaps the most notable are the Language Schools.
Starting in 1845, the school began offering language learning programs over the summer and today provides instruction in Arabic, Chinese, French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish. Students must take a language pledge stating that they’ll use the language of their course exclusively during the duration of the program. When it comes to advanced foreign language degrees, Middlesex is also the only school to offer a Doctor of Modern languages degree, which requires fluency in two foreign languages, and one of the few schools to offer a graduate degree in language translation and interpretation, offering some innovative ways for students to pursue their love of languages.
Scientists at the school have announced the development of one of the most remarkable creatures ever bred in their laboratories.
The Babel fish as it’s been named for obvious reasons is a small, yellow, leech-like fish, and possibly the most unusual life form ever developed and possibly the oddest thing in the universe.
It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with.
The secret to the fish is that on the brainwave energy it feeds on is received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of all this is that if you insert a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Dr. Simona Walkden, the lead scientist at the school, in a recent interview said that this had not been an easy journey as there are significant dangers inherent in having the ability to remove any and all barriers to language.
Scientist and theologians are concerned that the fish by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, could cause more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
